Red Rocket Racer LEGO City Speed Machine.
Alright, buckle up buttercup, because you're about to witness the unveiling of… a thing. Yeah, a *thing*. But not just *any* thing. This is the kind of thing that makes your grandma jealous, the kind of thing that whispers sweet nothings to your soul, the kind of thing that probably knows more about you than your therapist. Is it a time machine? Maybe. Is it a portal to a dimension of pure deliciousness? Possibly. Is it the answer to all of life's little annoyances? Almost certainly. Look, I can't tell you *exactly* what it does, because frankly, even *I* don't know. But I *can* tell you this: You need it. Like, yesterday. So quit staring, and get your hands on this magnificent… thing. Before it’s gone. You've been warned.